Stanbellcud is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unsympathetic manatee.

Stanbellcud created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanbellcud, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stanbellcud, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Stanbellcud's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Stanbellcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants.

2. Always help sick monkeys.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.