Soggamquat is a god.

It takes the form of a small, prudent duck.

Soggamquat created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Soggamquat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Soggamquat, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Soggamquat's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Soggamquat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six silver sculptures of Soggamquat on top of important buildings.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Soggamquat loves horses, so they must be respected.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Always help rats in need.