Zagragstip is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying salamander.

Zagragstip created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Zagragstip, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zagragstip, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Zagragstip's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Zagragstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about fire.
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