Dibcepwat is a god.
He takes the form of a small, calm
squid.
Dibcepwat created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dibcepwat, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Dibcepwat, he will turn you into a mole.
Dibcepwat's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Dibcepwat's Holy Commandments1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Never feed bread to mice while wearing mauve hats.
3. Hide if six dogs approach from the north.
4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
5. Worship no other gods but Dibcepwat.