Stiknurtsaw is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate
zebra.
Stiknurtsaw created an electron six million years ago.
If you believe in
Stiknurtsaw, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Stiknurtsaw, he will think nothing of it.
Stiknurtsaw's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Stiknurtsaw's Holy Commandments1. Hide from green birds for they are unholy.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Always help capybaras.