Minnellip is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, loving weasel.

Minnellip created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minnellip, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Minnellip, it will turn you into a rock.

Minnellip's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Minnellip's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Run away if five badgers approach from the north.

3. You must pray to Minnellip seven times a day.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

5. Never think about galaxies.