Didtamcapvonkzak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, pitiless bird.

Didtamcapvonkzak created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didtamcapvonkzak, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Didtamcapvonkzak, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Didtamcapvonkzak's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Didtamcapvonkzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always obey Didtamcapvonkzak's priests.

3. Never paint your feet orange.

4. Do not eat cherries.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.