Hubrowgep is a god.

He takes the form of a small, proud wasp.

Hubrowgep created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubrowgep, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hubrowgep, he will torture you forever.

Hubrowgep's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Hubrowgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never wear scarves.