Tigtofbaf is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, grumpy
dog.
Tigtofbaf created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tigtofbaf, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Tigtofbaf, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Tigtofbaf's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.
Tigtofbaf's Holy Commandments1. Never write about black holes.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Do not wear copper on your body.