Bimrowarm is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, clever
butterfly.
Bimrowarm created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bimrowarm, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Bimrowarm, it will turn you into a slug.
Bimrowarm's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Bimrowarm's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if seven mice approach from the east.
2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.
3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.
4. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.
5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.