Bimrowarm is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, clever butterfly.

Bimrowarm created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimrowarm, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bimrowarm, it will turn you into a slug.

Bimrowarm's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bimrowarm's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven mice approach from the east.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.