Homragvon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent mole.

Homragvon created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homragvon, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Homragvon, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Homragvon's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Homragvon's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

3. Always help sick snakes.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never jump in holy places.