Litkadsandlakdogbumraw is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing capybara.

Litkadsandlakdogbumraw created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Litkadsandlakdogbumraw, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Litkadsandlakdogbumraw, it will throw large rocks at you.

Litkadsandlakdogbumraw's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Litkadsandlakdogbumraw's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Litkadsandlakdogbumraw.

2. Hide from magenta badgers for they are unholy.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Run away if six dogs approach from the west.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.