Staf is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, annoying hyena.

Staf created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Staf, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Staf, she will destroy your favourite star.

Staf's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Staf's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.