Staf is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, annoying
hyena.
Staf created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Staf, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Staf, she will destroy your favourite star.
Staf's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Staf's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Do not wear magenta clothing.