Dussfadtan is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, narcissistic turtle.

Dussfadtan created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dussfadtan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dussfadtan, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dussfadtan's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Dussfadtan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.