Weg is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, conceited seal.

Weg created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weg, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Weg, she will turn you into a hamster.

Weg's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Weg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Weg loves turtles, so they must be respected.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat coconuts.