Weg is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, conceited
seal.
Weg created energy three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Weg, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Weg, she will turn you into a hamster.
Weg's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Weg's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Never think about gravity.
3. Weg loves turtles, so they must be respected.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Never eat coconuts.