Hadcussad is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, annoying finch.

Hadcussad created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hadcussad, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hadcussad, he will be very unhappy.

Hadcussad's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Hadcussad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees in need.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not eat nuts.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Do not speak about gooseberries.