Wongetfagflabbapgabfumwot is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able duck.

Wongetfagflabbapgabfumwot created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wongetfagflabbapgabfumwot, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wongetfagflabbapgabfumwot, it will turn you into a rock.

Wongetfagflabbapgabfumwot's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Wongetfagflabbapgabfumwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. You must pray to Wongetfagflabbapgabfumwot nine times a day.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.