Cadrendutvenstanrillcud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, confident dingo.

Cadrendutvenstanrillcud created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadrendutvenstanrillcud, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cadrendutvenstanrillcud, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cadrendutvenstanrillcud's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cadrendutvenstanrillcud's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three snakes approach from the south.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Cadrendutvenstanrillcud must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Never hurt sharks.