Kadlatged is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, all-powerful crane.

Kadlatged created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadlatged, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Kadlatged, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Kadlatged's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Kadlatged's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.