Wipjinnarl Femsafzog is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tranquil scorpion.

Wipjinnarl Femsafzog created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipjinnarl Femsafzog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wipjinnarl Femsafzog, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wipjinnarl Femsafzog's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Wipjinnarl Femsafzog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wipjinnarl Femsafzog.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Worship no other gods but Wipjinnarl Femsafzog.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wipjinnarl Femsafzog.