Citvenbet is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, confident beaver.

Citvenbet created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citvenbet, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Citvenbet, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Citvenbet's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Citvenbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near manatees.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.
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