Wodtabdub is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, happy chinchilla.

Wodtabdub created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wodtabdub, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wodtabdub, he will refuse to believe in you.

Wodtabdub's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Wodtabdub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not stand on grass.