Mig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciful shark.

Mig created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mig, he will send minions to preach to you.

Mig's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Mig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Mig must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mig.

4. Put Mig first in all things.

5. You must pray to Mig six times a day.
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