Cubarnbess is a god.
She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able
troll.
Cubarnbess created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Cubarnbess, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Cubarnbess, she will send you a sign.
Cubarnbess' most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Cubarnbess' Holy Commandments1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
3. Never think about planets.
4. Never talk about sharks.
5. Do not dye your hair red.