Dithothug is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unthoughtful naga.

Dithothug created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dithothug, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dithothug, he will laugh at you.

Dithothug's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dithothug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tapirs.

2. You must love Dithothug.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always wear yellow.