Vonkbinbinarm is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Vonkbinbinarm created Asia seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vonkbinbinarm, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Vonkbinbinarm, he will turn you into a duck.
Vonkbinbinarm's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Vonkbinbinarm's Holy Commandments1. Never look at galaxies.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.
4. Always treat dolphins with great respect.
5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.