Rakcebdum is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, moody dolphin.

Rakcebdum created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Rakcebdum, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rakcebdum, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rakcebdum's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Rakcebdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never pour water over plants.