Dumspagvigbed Lipafrip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil camel.

Dumspagvigbed Lipafrip created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Dumspagvigbed Lipafrip, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dumspagvigbed Lipafrip, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dumspagvigbed Lipafrip's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Dumspagvigbed Lipafrip's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise dolphins for they are unholy.

2. You must pray to Dumspagvigbed Lipafrip six times a day.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Dumspagvigbed Lipafrip on top of all buildings.

4. Snakes are not to be trusted.

5. Never eat green fruit.