Wabligjon is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, confident gerbil.

Wabligjon created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Wabligjon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wabligjon, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wabligjon's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Wabligjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never think ill of sick birds.

4. Always help sick sheep.

5. Do not cook food in pots.