Cinpodyam is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, temperamental
wombat.
Cinpodyam created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Cinpodyam, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Cinpodyam, he will turn you into a plant.
Cinpodyam's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Cinpodyam's Holy Commandments1. Never write about galaxies.
2. Never hurt tapirs.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Do not dye your hair mauve.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.