Cinpodyam is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, temperamental wombat.

Cinpodyam created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cinpodyam, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cinpodyam, he will turn you into a plant.

Cinpodyam's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cinpodyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Never hurt tapirs.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.