Gutbumbugcatwonwatpas is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent finch.

Gutbumbugcatwonwatpas created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Gutbumbugcatwonwatpas, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gutbumbugcatwonwatpas, he will ignore you.

Gutbumbugcatwonwatpas' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Gutbumbugcatwonwatpas' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sharks with great respect.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

3. Always help dogs.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.