Fodkonquag is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, humane hyena.

Fodkonquag created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fodkonquag, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fodkonquag, he will try to impress you with trees.

Fodkonquag's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Fodkonquag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fodkonquag.

2. Never run in the presence of horses.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.