Dotlipsan is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, omniscient squid.

Dotlipsan created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Dotlipsan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dotlipsan, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dotlipsan's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Dotlipsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill moths.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Never feed onions to aardvarks while wearing cyan shoes.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.