Rignurtvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, conceited wren.

Rignurtvonk created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rignurtvonk, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rignurtvonk, it will manifest in front of you.

Rignurtvonk's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Rignurtvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

2. Never think ill of sick frogs.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. You must love Rignurtvonk.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.