Bincetdog is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, stupid sheep.

Bincetdog created Europe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bincetdog, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bincetdog, he will turn you into a goat.

Bincetdog's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bincetdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never mention rats.

3. Always wear red.

4. Never wear pink shirts.

5. Erect seven iron sculptures of Bincetdog on top of important buildings.