Negyakgar Febnellun is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, confident butterfly.

Negyakgar Febnellun created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negyakgar Febnellun, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Negyakgar Febnellun, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Negyakgar Febnellun's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Negyakgar Febnellun's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tortoises.

2. Always obey Negyakgar Febnellun's priests.

3. Always treat voles with great respect.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Negyakgar Febnellun on top of all buildings.

5. Respect your elders.