Largpitvan Ripsakmin is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, temperamental mouse.

Largpitvan Ripsakmin created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Largpitvan Ripsakmin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Largpitvan Ripsakmin, it will turn you into a mouse.

Largpitvan Ripsakmin's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Largpitvan Ripsakmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Largpitvan Ripsakmin's name in vain.

2. Never talk about mice.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.