Guphatmut is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, smart otter.

Guphatmut created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Guphatmut, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Guphatmut, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Guphatmut's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Guphatmut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve goats, for they are unholy.

2. Guphatmut loves gulls, so they must be respected.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Pray towards the south.