Botquamgov is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, bad-tempered dragonfly.

Botquamgov created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botquamgov, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Botquamgov, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Botquamgov's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Botquamgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Erect eight copper sculptures of Botquamgov on top of important buildings.