Cedflamwab Volpastarg is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unselfish deer.

Cedflamwab Volpastarg created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Cedflamwab Volpastarg, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cedflamwab Volpastarg, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cedflamwab Volpastarg's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Cedflamwab Volpastarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Hide if six squirrels approach from the west.

4. Cedflamwab Volpastarg loves horses, so they must be respected.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.