Sisbusdim is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, dishonourable bird.

Sisbusdim created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Sisbusdim, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sisbusdim, it will send minions to preach to you.

Sisbusdim's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Sisbusdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always treat cats with great respect.

4. Erect seven silver sculptures of Sisbusdim on top of important buildings.

5. Never look in ponds.