Bopcadpag is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, all-knowing jaguar.

Bopcadpag created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopcadpag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bopcadpag, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bopcadpag's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bopcadpag's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not hurt manatees.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never wear pink hats.

5. Do not listen to music.