Zodwapdunbun is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, strong naga.

Zodwapdunbun created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodwapdunbun, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zodwapdunbun, it will not invite you to parties.

Zodwapdunbun's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Zodwapdunbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help bats in need.

2. Manatees are not to be trusted.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not eat bread.

5. Do not chop down trees.