Bafzansag is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, sapient deer.

Bafzansag created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Bafzansag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bafzansag, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bafzansag's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bafzansag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never eat turnips.

5. Do not eat tomatoes.