Cappandim is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, able salamander.

Cappandim created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cappandim, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cappandim, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cappandim's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cappandim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not kill porpoises.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. You must love Cappandim.

5. Do not commit murder.