Vigpidlad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, selfish goat.

Vigpidlad created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigpidlad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vigpidlad, it will turn you into a plant.

Vigpidlad's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Vigpidlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Fast once a month.