Midcusstaillunvilstipfly is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, selfish snail.

Midcusstaillunvilstipfly created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Midcusstaillunvilstipfly, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Midcusstaillunvilstipfly, he will think nothing of it.

Midcusstaillunvilstipfly's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Midcusstaillunvilstipfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mice.

2. Never eat peanuts.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not eat wheat.

5. Never talk about cell theory.