Podfudgan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful spider.

Podfudgan created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podfudgan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Podfudgan, it will not invite you to parties.

Podfudgan's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Podfudgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Never hurt ants.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

4. Do not take Podfudgan's name in vain.

5. Do not shave your neck.