Nanladgud is a god.

He takes the form of a large, conceited wombat.

Nanladgud created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanladgud, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nanladgud, he will remove you from existence.

Nanladgud's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Nanladgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.