Wadfodhud is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unjust deer.

Wadfodhud created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadfodhud, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wadfodhud, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wadfodhud's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Wadfodhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Worship no other gods but Wadfodhud.

3. Do not speak about gooseberries.

4. Never think ill of sick mites.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.